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Thursday, 03 January 2008

sleep at work

 

Blame it on the shoes

Make it to looks like you have to tie your shoes.

Put your head on your desk and with both hands hold your shoeties.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cabinet

Choose a cabinet in the office that opens rarely. Move the content of it in one side - on the left or on the right.

This is very useful for longer breaks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ladgers

Put one big ladger underneath your chin.

Advantage: you can keep your regular working position and stay unobtrusive.
Disadvantage: all your collegues that you share the office with, must be in front of you with turned their back on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Cool kamuflage

Use some make up and draw eyes on your eye-lid.

First use some white colour and after that draw a pupil with an eyeliner and shadow.
Fake hairs will simulate an open eye.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Coma in a toilet I

Sit on the toilet with your head on the toilet tank and relax.

Use a role of toilet paper like a holder for your head.
Important: you have to hold a set of keys in your hand, wich will drop on the floor and wake you up when you fall a deep sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Coma in a toilet II

Don't put your head back, but move it forward to the toilet door.
To prevent making an unpleasant red circle on your forehead, put a role of a toilet paper between your head and the toilet door.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Go underground

If your working place can't be seen directly from the entering door, just lay and relax under your desk.
Before that, put your jacket on the chair to look like you are at the work but at that moment out of the office.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Copy machine

Get nervous infront of everyone because there is no more paper in the copy machine.
Open the machine and put your head inside.
Caution: carbonite dust causes cancer.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Absolute concentration

A perfect position for a nap: print some important documents and put your hand between your desk and your head, so the papers are in the area of your eyesight.
Caution: every five minute turn another page.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Narco - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz     | | 2008-01-11 17:14:43
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R_Soubi - lol   | | 2008-01-11 19:37:47
I did a few of these :whistle: Didn't get caught.
Anonymous   | | 2008-01-12 13:14:10
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :whistle: :whistle: :huh: :lol: :lol: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) B) :s :pinch: :shock: :shock: :P :P :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :silly: :silly: :huh: ;) :( ...................i felt all of these emotions when i read this
VanillaSugar   | | 2008-01-12 13:53:47
I've successfully used that last suggestion numerous times. ;) It's even more convincing if you highlight a few areas on your pages and then rest the fingers of your free hand on the pen as if you're contemplating what needs attention on the pages. B)
MzUnd3rSt0oD   | | 2008-01-12 23:54:29
I've been doing this since middle school
Gravy   | | 2008-01-13 12:41:11
Um... I'm in high school, I've used every single one of these.
Anonymous   | | 2008-01-13 19:02:26
So you're allowed to use the copy machine at school?
Anonymous   | | 2008-03-04 11:48:26
The only ones here you can do in school is 'Coma in a Toilet'[1 and 2] and 'Absolute Concentration.' Teachers will notice you sleeping under your desk, sleeping in the copier machine, and you tying your shoes for a extended period of time. also, HOW do you sleep in a teacher cabinet?!
Anonymous   | | 2008-01-13 22:04:36
just say AMEN when someone bumps you and play it off like you were praying. they cant say anything
Anonymous   | | 2008-01-21 01:59:49
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Christina - Why not??   | | 2008-01-22 11:03:26
Why not pretend your praying? And when people come in and disturb you just raise your head and yell, "AMEN!"
Anonymous   | | 2008-01-23 18:20:43
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: for the last one make sure you don't drool. Might just mess up some important paperwork.
Deep-Sleeper - uhm..   | | 2008-01-24 07:49:13
But what do you do if you start snoring? :\
Erik   | | 2008-01-26 00:09:48
Just say that you are praying to the son of Nyx (Who happens to be Hypnus, the Greek god of sleep)
LindsWorld - Funny...     | | 2008-01-31 21:50:44
I've never slept while at work but sometimes it's tempting to do so. I enjoyed looking at the pictures though.
Jokes - LOLZ     | | 2008-02-19 08:57:27
:D This is very funny, i have used some in class room in boring lecture classes :P
rggd - yar!!   | | 2008-03-03 14:42:08
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :idea: :idea: :idea: :idea: :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch: :pinch:
mina - funny funny funny   | | 2008-03-15 19:11:36
I've been doing this
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

(I'm ....................
Korean)

(^_^)
aminymouse   | | 2008-04-07 02:54:48
A good thing to try is to put a high stack of books to one side of you. It makes it look like you are doing a lot of research when you can actually take a nap. I have tried it numerous times and have never been caught out :silly: ;) :whistle:
korean bankroller number 2   | | 2008-04-07 02:57:43
This is very amusing I must try these very good now. I hope my boss never find out. Thank you kind sir for much wealth of knowledge that you have bestowed on me.
Suggestion box minus warrior o   | | 2008-04-07 03:01:18
Made Me lol (which means laugh out loud). Can someone please be my friend I am very lonely please email me.
Ur Plums   | | 2008-04-09 02:09:55
thers some goods ones there (works only in school) but id say the best is just have a pen in ur hand and some paper, lay ur head down facing away from the the teacher and enjoy xD
Anonymous   | | 2008-04-10 07:58:22
i used to work in a clothes shop and slept in between the rails of clothes in the stockroom, i also used to make forts out of stacks of crates and boxes and then line them with cushions and quilts from the home department and sleep there. The best way to spend half an hour or so at work.
Brian   | | 2008-05-18 20:36:58
i do coma in a toilet I and II a lot in my high school i just ask if i can go do my work in the library and then go sleep in the bathroom, but i never heard of that key idea so I'm gonna try that next time
pheb   | | 2009-06-07 22:24:35
amazingly, i was able to do the last trick ( absolute concentration ) during my biology class during high school. during a long boring note taking. the trick is to sit at the most front and dead center so the standing teacher is closest to you than most people ( typically about 1 meter or 3 feet ). since he or she always look foward/further than you seating, you will be out of his/her radar most of the time. while sleeping you must hold your pen upright so you will look like jotting some note on the paper, also to avoid getting into deep sleep ( similar to the holding key in a toilet )
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