HE: "Will you go out with me this Saturday?"
SHE: "Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend."

HE: "I think I could make you very happy."
SHE: "Why? Are you leaving?"

HE: "Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out."
SHE: "Okay, get out."

HE: "Haven't I seen you some place before?"
SHE: "Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore."

HE: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
SHE: "If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

HE: "What would you say if I asked you to marry me?"
SHE: "Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time."

HE: "Where have you been all my life?"
SHE: "Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams."